Here's what preterism REALLY is . . . .
1) Inflexible, except when it comes to deflecting criticism.
2) Consistent, except when carefully scrutinized.
3) The truth, except in all the many places where it is wrong.
4) Loving, except for all of the hatred and mockery.
5) Orthodox, except for its wholesale rejection of christianity.
6) Spreading like wildfire, except that it consumes all it burns.
7) Influential, except that nobody is listening.
8) Rich, except that nobody has a dime.
9) Mature, except for the childish behavior of all the ministers.
10) Exciting, until you realize that you have been burned.
http://preteristheresy.blogspot.com/2008/02/what-is-preterism.html
