Just because Preterist Heresy is pointing out the A2P (Addicted to Preterism) tendencies of many, doesn't mean that we don't love them all the same ; in fact, thanks to the many A2Ps who follow this site regularly, my webcounters are spinning. How do you know if you are a A2P? Easy. You MIGHT be Addicted 2 Preterism if:
1) The first place you go to on the Internet every morning is a preterist website.
2) You visit the same preterist website more than once a day.
3) You feel compelled to make a defensive comment on a blog post which criticizes preterism.
4) You eagerly await the next debate between your preterist hero and some schlup who doesn't know his end from his beginning.
5) You have been a Preterist for less than a year and you are set to start your own ministry
6) The ignorance of other preterists makes you very angry.. very angry, indeed!
7) You can't find any substantive reason in the explanations of ex-Preterists who left the view.
8) You open the Bible to your favorite time text each day.
9) You start each day thinking about what happened 2,000 years ago.
10) You regularly come to PH to see what outrageous misrepresentations and lies are being said against hyper preterism.
And two to grow on . . .
You don't think there is really such a thing as hyper-preterism.
You don't have a sense of humor about your beliefs, and take all criticisms (including humerous ones like this) as personal attacks. LOL
http://preteristheresy.blogspot.com/2008/02/top-10-how-to-know-your-addicted-to.html
