A New Drug for Hyper-Preterists NOW Available

A new drug for Preterists has now been released. SARCASMA!! For those Hyper-Preterists who seem to want to laugh at futurists who can't seem to figure out what "shortly" or "at hand" really means, this pill may be just what you need. If you have a problem with laughing at everyone including your Preterist brethern just because they may not think like you do (since you are obviously right), and you can not find the humility in your heart to let things be, but have the desire to mock their inadequacies of their intelligence . . . you may need to check this out. This is something that may help you, especially when dealing with those who are less of a Christian because of their beliefs do not line up with your beliefs.