Announcing the 2008 Preterist Conference: Having a blast by focusing on the Past!!! World Tour
This will be a conference for the history books. You will see a ALL NEW kind of Preterism with a NEW DOG and PONY Show for your enjoyment. You will hear your favorite verses from the Olivet Discourse and the book of Revelation like you've never heard before. The bible says there is nothing new under the sun, but that was before Preterism came to town. If you have itchy ears and a hardened heart, you will definitely be refreshed from our motivative speakers. Our scholarship is full of renown men who can quote the bible better than any futurist. We are introducing this year a new and improved kind of Christianity. No more of that forward thinking type Christianity. We look at the last things as the framework for our first things.
Some of the topics for this conference include:
How to have a really consistent view of the bible. Really! This is a consistent view!
How to sell a book despite using the word Preterist on every page.
How to know you you were saved in 70AD.
You were raptured in 70AD. Really! It happened!
How to say the word Preterist and get people to like you.
It was because it was ALL Invisible . . . silly!
Talking to critics. "I know you are but what am I?"
I said Preterism silly, not Universalism. Duh!
How to run in a race by looking behind you.
What ends and begins in 70AD.
What the early church must have missed.
Implications, Assumptions, and Deductions 101.
A new definition for Sola Scriptura. One Word . . . Josephus!
Either we are right or God is a liar. Works every time.
What Literally Figurative really means.
and many more. . . .
Join the MILLIONS of Preterist around the world. 'Slice bread' has nothing on us. See below for a preview of this historical event. This is a conference you don't want to miss. It will be a real hoot. You don't want to miss this shindigg.
Sign up today! This conference will be free of charge. We ONLY ask you buy our books.
http://preteristheresy.blogspot.com/2008/03/announcing-2008-preterist-conference.html
Tags: Transmillennial 2008; TruthVoice 2008, 2008 Preterist Pilgram Weekend
